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Poke some fun
(into the soil)
Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). And we’ve got one just for you that descriptor fits you: say hello to our fun, wood-made “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker.
Make a statement
You’re a plant (and cat) mom
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Retired Cat Lady” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Support an independent name

The “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky things from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Discover home, arts & crafts, and decor items all using wood from a quality, independent brand.

About North To South Designs

I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!

Designed In
Brenham, Texas
Established
2017
Brand values
Made in USA
Handmade
Woman Owned

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Nothing means more to us than bringing our customers great value and service. We will continue to grow to meet the needs of all our customers, delivering a service beyond all expectations.

How do you ship packages?

Currently, we offer shipping across the U.S. only. Packages from our U.S. warehouse are shipped through USPS.

How long does shipping take?

All orders require 1 business day processing time. The estimated delivery time is 1-3 business days.

Do you provide tracking information?

Yes, you will receive an email with your tracking information.

Will my items be sent in one package?

Yes.

If you have any other questions, please contact us and we will do our best to help you out.

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E***h
6 Jul 2021

thank you is awesome

B***y
1 Jul 2021

Very good quality. Fast delivery.

E***n
22 Jun 2021

“Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker is so much more than i expected. a huge thanks!

S***a
15 Jun 2021

really nice

K***n
15 Jun 2021

a decent quality for the price

M***e
14 Jun 2021

super good and thanks for free shipping.

M***w
14 Jun 2021

perfectly made, no reason to worry

“Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker

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